Your Jesus has Donuts!
While my daughter can say words and “two word” sentences, she can’t do anything like this story below. I guess we have lots of fun to look forward to.
One of my nephews back home came through with a doozy of a line, that prompted this author to almost spew his dinner onto the table upon hearing it. You see, he’s raised Catholic, and one recent Sunday he was staying over for the weekend with one of my step-sisters. Well, she and her family attend a Protestant church. So, said nephew got taken along to the Protestant church. Upon entering, they walked through the coffee hour that the church has, you know, coffee, donuts, that kind of thing. Upon seeing the spread, said nephew exclaimed really loudly..
YOUR JESUS HAS DONUTS!
Which I’m sure prompted much laughter. When my wife relayed that story to me a few days ago, it made me bust out laughing – I wish I could have seen the immediate reaction to that exclamation. It’s quite amusing, especially since said nephew is just 2.5 years old. :)
It’s still funny to me several days later. I wonder what my girl will come up with like this.